“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

[MarKay525]

[goofysmom99]

(A groaner but cute.)

 

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before.  What can I get you?"

 

"Pop," goes the weasel.

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Edited November 19, 2020 by MarKay525

[centurycruiser]

I suffer from kleptomania. When it gets bad I take something for it.

[centurycruiser]

Woman: Doc , I got stung by a bee playing golf.
Doc: Where did you get stung?
Woman: Between the first and second hole.
Doc: Your stance is too wide!

[bobndee]

My wife says she misses the cruise ship's nightly turndown service.

 

 

I don't know why she needs a service to do turndowns, she is very good at her regular "Not tonight, dear."

 

 

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[RickT]

[C-Dragons]

What did ET's mother say to him when he got home?

 

”Where on Earth have you been?!”

Edited November 22, 2020 by C-Dragons

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