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Latin revisited:

COGITO EGGO SUM - I think, therefore I am a waffle.

VENI, VIPI, VICI - I came, I am a very important person, I conquered.

RIGOR MORRIS - The cat is dead.

QUIP PRO QUO - A fast retort.

COGITO ERGO SPUD - I think, therefore I yam.

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On 2/18/2021 at 7:34 AM, MarKay525 said:

If 2020 was a math word-problem:

If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?  


I asked that of a surrealist friend and he said the answer is "fish".

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