“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

[K.T.B.]

[Kristal Blade]

[K.T.B.]

[davekathy]

[K.T.B.]

[NMTraveller]

[NMTraveller]

[NMTraveller]

[NMTraveller]

NVM

 

Edited May 12, 2021 by NMTraveller

[centurycruiser]

I plan on living forever, or, die trying.

 

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

 

I like birthdays but too many can kill you.

 

Death is hereditary.

[JackAms]

My wife told me I shouldn't procrastinate all the time.

 

I don't know what she means, but I'll look it up tomorrow.

[Fouremco]

[K.T.B.]

7 minutes ago, Fouremco said:

 

I actually pulled someone back one time as they were about to walk into traffic in downtown Chicago.  They were too buys looking down on their phone.  Truck missed them by about a foot when I yanked them back.

 

Of course I was sworn at, until people leapt to my defense.  This is why some animals eat their young...

[PTC DAWG]

5 minutes ago, K.T.B. said:

 

I actually pulled someone back one time as they were about to walk into traffic in downtown Chicago.  They were too buys looking down on their phone.  Truck missed them by about a foot when I yanked them back.

 

Of course I was sworn at, until people leapt to my defense.  This is why some animals eat their young...

Not surprised, not surprised at all.  

[K.T.B.]

Ummmm, no.

[centurycruiser]

5 hours ago, JackAms said:

My wife told me I shouldn't procrastinate all the time.

 

I don't know what she means, but I'll look it up tomorrow.

My sister was a procrastinator. She always lived by the philosophy  "don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

 

I was going to look for my missing watch, but, I could never find the time.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

 

[K.T.B.]

[NMTraveller]

[NMTraveller]

[NMTraveller]

[tallyho8]

[goofysmom99]

[centurycruiser]

1 hour ago, tallyho8 said:

 

[davekathy]

[alibaba1]