To add some humour...

[Ourusualbeach]

Saw this posted on another social media site,

 

I’m not shaking hands with anyone because of the Coronavirus, I’m not shaking hands because

everyone's out of TP.

[HodgeNNicole]

From what I understand the Coronavirus is made substantially easier to deal with if you also have "Lime Disease" at the same time....

 

Thank I am here all week.... tip your waitresses... 

[Oceansaway17]

Personally I am into Bowing and smiling.   Or just make a sign and carry it around with the words.  HI AND DON'T TOUCH ME.

[time4u2go]

[Lady Chew]

Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus.

 

The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days.

[HalfHand]

Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

[Merion_Mom]

[Slugsta]

[snaefell]

23 minutes ago, Slugsta said:

Nice one!

[vacationlover_mn]

This is the best thread I’ve seen this morning 🙂

[Newleno]

12 hours ago, Oceansaway17 said:

Personally I am into Bowing and smiling.   Or just make a sign and carry it around with the words.  HI AND DON'T TOUCH ME.

I had that sign even before the Corona.

[bagadonitz]

Covid-19.

 

Come On Eileen.

 

Now you'll have that in your head all day too!

 

You're welcome.

[Newleno]

11 minutes ago, bagadonitz said:

Covid-19.

 

Come On Eileen.

 

Now you'll have that in your head all day too!

 

You're welcome.

If I only had a brain....

Edited March 15, 2020 by Newleno

[Ourusualbeach]

Day 3 without sports, found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently she’s my wife.  She seems nice.

[bobmacliberty]

I'm no expert on Coronavirus, but this is The Cure

 

Credit to Collinsboard on Instagram

 

[zonacruiser25]

[TMLAalum]

So nice to see a humorous thread! I've seen some cute posts on FB. I wonder if Diamonds International will have those toilet paper earrings available when cruising to the Caribbean resumes. I want a pair with the tiny pearls.

[cruceriantes]

[sandebeach]

New cake available at Publix stores in Florida. 

[Ourusualbeach]

1 minute ago, sandebeach said:

New cake available at Publix stores in Florida. 

$12.99 for a single roll...price gouging🤣

[molly361]

[molly361]

[ptod]

I had been thinking that the extra passes I will have from renting a Thrill Water Park cabana would be "worth" something.

Little did I know that I bet on the wrong horse this year.

 

I offered to cover the cost of a "friend" and her DH on a sunset catamaran cruise we are planning while in Aruba next year - we are negotiation how many rolls of TP that is worth.  She is holding firm a 1 roll, but it is double-ply.  🤣

[therealblackknight]

Start a post about humor and hilarity ensues!  Honestly, these funny posts.  Having a hard time picking out my favorite of the ones so far...

[hannibal54]