Rare rudeney Posted June 21, 2022 #26501 Share Posted June 21, 2022 A man goes to the doctor to complain of a rather severe flatulence problem. "Doc," he says, "I've been suffering from these uncontrollable silent and odorless gas emissions for a while now. Last night, we had friends over and it was happening all night. Thank goodness they're silent and odorless, because otherwise it would have been very embarrassing. In fact, I've even had two or three of these emissions just in the few minutes I've been sitting here talking to you." "Okay," the doctor says, "here’s some pills. Take two each day for a week and then come back and see me and we’ll check on how things are going.” The next week, the man returned to see the doctor. “Doc,” he says, “I don’t know what was in those pills you gave me, but now my emissions stink something awful! I mean, I can hardly stand it. The whole house stinks! At least they're are silent so no one knows it’s me, but it sure didn’t stop them.” “Okay,” the doctor says, “now that we have you sense of smell working again, let’s work on your hearing issues.” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cruise wizard Posted June 21, 2022 #26508 Share Posted June 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, 2chiefs said: Picture in need of a caption: Oh Dr. Fauci............your new mask is so much more comfortable than those N59's that hurt my ears. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2chiefs Posted June 21, 2022 #26509 Share Posted June 21, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, cruise wizard said: Oh Dr. Fauci............your new mask is so much more comfortable than those N59's that hurt my ears. LOL Dyslexic are we??? Shouldn't that be N95??? 🙂 GREAT CAPTION!!! Edited June 21, 2022 by 2chiefs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise wizard Posted June 21, 2022 #26510 Share Posted June 21, 2022 30 minutes ago, 2chiefs said: LOL Dyslexic are we??? Shouldn't that be N95??? 🙂 GREAT CAPTION!!! The N95 covers both the nose and mouth...........the N59 only covers the nose............and yes I am dislikesick!!!!!!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sandebeach Posted June 22, 2022 #26515 Share Posted June 22, 2022 It’s a Florida thing!! 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cruise wizard Posted June 22, 2022 #26518 Share Posted June 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, joeyancho said: He must have just gotten back from Sam's Club - jumbo rolls were on special!!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sandebeach Posted June 23, 2022 #26523 Share Posted June 23, 2022 How to avoid the heat in Florida 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise wizard Posted June 23, 2022 #26524 Share Posted June 23, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 3:32 PM, 2chiefs said: Are they singing "I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Wiener"????? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2chiefs Posted June 23, 2022 #26525 Share Posted June 23, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 9:42 PM, PhoenixCruiser said: Fake! Fake! Wouldn't the "I" be uncovered? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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