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Sitting beside his wife, he knew he needed to do something really big for her birthday.
“What would you like for your birthday, dear?” he asked.
“I want to be 8 again”, she sighed.
Next morning, after a lovely home cooked breakfast, he took his wife to the local amusement park. They went on every ride…the Sledge Hammer, Shockwave, Ghost Rider, Rip Tide etc etc. After a full day, she staggered from the park with head spinning and stomach doing flip-flops.
He then took her out for a steak dinner with extra fries and a milk shake. After that, they went to a movie where he bought her popcorn, coke and a large bag of candy. 
What a fabulous birthday treat, he thought.
Wobbling home late at night, she fell into bed too exhausted to move.
Her husband leaned over and asked “So, my love. How was it to be 8 again?”.
Her eyes opened slowly and this terrible expression came over her face.
“You ***** idiot. I meant my dress size”.
The moral of the story is that even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.
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