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23 hours ago, HOBE SOUND CRUISER said:

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My memory is from the coke machine.  Station closed on Sunday and all you needed was a straw and a bottle opener.  Sometimes I think many of the STUPID things we did would be criminal nowadays . 

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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming,
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so,
seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
“Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looked him over, “Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
“Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan,
“Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging
down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

“Nope, Not a clue”, she replied.

‘IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!’

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert,
Shoulda bought a hat…

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