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12 hours ago, Old Fart Cruisers said:

 

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

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When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!"

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Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."

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The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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Some people try to turn back their 'odometers'.  Not me.  I want people to know why I look this way.

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I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

 

 

 

These sound like Steven Wright bits.

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