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CALLER: Is this #PizzaHut?

GOOGLE:No sir, it's Google Pizza

CALLER: Sorry, I have Dailed wrong number

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER[redface]k, I would like to order a pizza

GOOGLE:Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: your last 12 orders shows, extra-large pizza with cheeses, sausage on a thick crust

CALLER: Super! That's what I'll have.

GOOGLE: sir may suggest would Gulten free veg pizza?

CALLER: What? I don't want a veg pizza

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir

CALLER: How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone no. with your medical records

CALLER: Ok, but I don't want your rotten veg pizza! I have taken medication for my cholesterol

GOOGLE: But your medication wasn't regular. you just bought 30 cholesterol tablets once,4 months ago from Loyd pharmacy

CALLER: I bought more from another pharmacy

GOOGLE: That doesn't show on your credit card statement

CALLER: I paid in cash

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement

CALLER: WTH man! I'm going on island to live without internet & socialmedia

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport. It expired 6 weeks ago.

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On 7/9/2022 at 10:37 AM, Diver2014 said:

You can say THAT again!  LOL!

Bu the fact that you can a bottle that is frozen is pretty funny from my standpoint, it seems like a great liquid hack if you want to bring your own beverage 🙂  

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An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!” The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.” The old man dials his son as as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!” The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.” In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Jeep, Ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner. Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says “Dad I train Navy Seals not dolphins.

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