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A senior citizen  said to his eighty-year old buddy:     

'So I hear you're getting married?'

'Do I know her?
'This woman, is she good looking?'          
'Not really.'          
'Is she a good cook?'          
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'          
'Does she have lots of money?'          
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'          
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'          
'I don't know.'          
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'          
'Because she can still drive!'          
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