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1 hour ago, cruisingpeople said:

 

We have 2 guys here in CT that do the exact same thing. I particularly love when they zoom in and tell you that it's raining on a certain street. Well, DUH ! ! !

Back in the 60's in Wisconsin one of the channels from Milwaukee had a weather program called Weather in the Weather and it was always outside. (Before digital green screens). Pretty lame I must say.

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Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.
The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?”
The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.”
The second old guy said, “I had the most riders ever. I had five.”
The third old guy said, “I had seven riders, the same as last time.”
The last old man said, “I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today.”
After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, “I’ve been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what’s a rider?”
The pro said, “A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it.”

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for those who enjoy Chuck Norris

 

  1. Chuck Norris appeared in the 'Street Fighter II' video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That's no glitch.”
  2. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
  3. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
  4. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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