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Overheard from the table next to us at dinner last night:

 

Wife: "We've been together for over 30 years now and you've been my faithful companion, with me through good and bad, never letting me down, always lifting my spirits and comforting me in my greatest times of need.  I am so thankful to have you in my life!"

 

Husband: "So it that you talking, or the wine talking?"

 

Wife: "It's me talking to the wine."

 

(As told by Rob McNally, cruise director, Voyager of the Seas).

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A man walks into a doctor's office. "Doc," he says, "you've got to help me, I have a really weird cough.".

"What do you mean, weird?" the doctor asks.

The man pulls out a handkerchief. He coughs and hacks into it and - a coin falls out of his mouth!

The doctor pulls out a magnifying glass and examines the coin. It's a piece of outdated Danish currency, with FREDERIK IX KONGE AF DANMARK stamped around the rim.

"Ah, I see," the doctor says. "Another case of kronervirus."

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