Crown Vic Posted October 8, 2022 #28601 Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 hour ago, 2chiefs said: "When you drive five hours in the US, you’re basically still in the same place. When you drive five hours in Europe, everyone’s talking funny, and the cheese is different." Vive la difference… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Vic Posted October 8, 2022 #28602 Share Posted October 8, 2022 (edited) Should be…cahn’t staht your cah… (Did my undergraduate work in BeanTown…)… Edited October 8, 2022 by Crown Vic 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixCruiser Posted October 9, 2022 #28603 Share Posted October 9, 2022 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare rudeney Posted October 9, 2022 #28606 Share Posted October 9, 2022 Overheard from the table next to us at dinner last night: Wife: "We've been together for over 30 years now and you've been my faithful companion, with me through good and bad, never letting me down, always lifting my spirits and comforting me in my greatest times of need. I am so thankful to have you in my life!" Husband: "So it that you talking, or the wine talking?" Wife: "It's me talking to the wine." (As told by Rob McNally, cruise director, Voyager of the Seas). 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2chiefs Posted October 9, 2022 #28608 Share Posted October 9, 2022 If 666 is an evil number.. Then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2chiefs Posted October 9, 2022 #28609 Share Posted October 9, 2022 A man walks into a doctor's office. "Doc," he says, "you've got to help me, I have a really weird cough.". "What do you mean, weird?" the doctor asks. The man pulls out a handkerchief. He coughs and hacks into it and - a coin falls out of his mouth! The doctor pulls out a magnifying glass and examines the coin. It's a piece of outdated Danish currency, with FREDERIK IX KONGE AF DANMARK stamped around the rim. "Ah, I see," the doctor says. "Another case of kronervirus." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2chiefs Posted October 9, 2022 #28611 Share Posted October 9, 2022 I heard they were adding schnitzel to the buffet: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Vic Posted October 9, 2022 #28612 Share Posted October 9, 2022 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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molly361 Posted October 9, 2022 #28616 Share Posted October 9, 2022 Hey lady in the car behind me .....honking your horn isn't going to make me type any faster. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixCruiser Posted October 10, 2022 #28617 Share Posted October 10, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Traveling Library Posted October 10, 2022 #28620 Share Posted October 10, 2022 On 10/8/2022 at 8:38 AM, sandebeach said: In 2014 the Massachusetts Dept of Transportation had their overhead signs say "Use Yah Blinkah." Haven't seen this since but it made me laugh (and yes, I didn't learn to drive in MA so I DO use my blinkah!). 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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