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My teacher asked me what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny but she couldn’t have been right because everyone laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef.

Anyway my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

Told her it was chicken.

She asked me why.

I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents told me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military man I admired the most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where the **** I am now…

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33 minutes ago, Alter Ego said:


I found this.  Closer?





YES!!!!!  That's the one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thank you, thank you, thank you!  

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34 minutes ago, jakeil7 said:

119 pages in and I finally have something to submit. image.thumb.jpeg.4a665ee8dd6712d15a2fbaadbf9a63fb.jpeg

The person who wanted to reschedule the sun’s 21 Aug 2017 eclipse is now in charge of home schooling in 2020. God help us!

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