To add some humour...

[fredflint]

True story I paid for the random person behind me at the drive thru the other day just to do a good deed.

 

The cashier said do you want their food too!

[deja moo]

[PhoenixCruiser]

[sandebeach]

[HOBE SOUND CRUISER]

[Sigyn]

[Traveling Library]

[alibaba1]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

[Crown Vic]

[lovelife]

[PhoenixCruiser]

[sandebeach]

Airlines joke!

[Crown Vic]

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[cruiseguy1016]

13 minutes ago, alibaba1 said:

 

Back then you didn't care who was calling. SPAM calls hadn't been invented yet.

[cublet]

On 3/23/2023 at 12:50 PM, njsmom said:

Hello,

 

??? Is there some Americanism in here that has passed me by? Or maybe there's some humour in an implied missing space bar?

 

Regards,

 

Cublet

[RobInMN]

5 minutes ago, cublet said:

Hello,

 

??? Is there some Americanism in here that has passed me by? Or maybe there's some humour in an implied missing space bar?

 

Regards,

 

Cublet

The implication is that the thesaurus doesn't actually contain any synonyms. useless -> useless. Rendering it useless.

[taglovestocruise]

4 hours ago, RobInMN said:

The implication is that the thesaurus doesn't actually contain any synonyms. useless -> useless. Rendering it useless.

From THESAURUS.

 On this page you'll find 133 synonyms, antonyms, and words related to useless, such as: counterproductive, fruitless, futile, hopeless, idle, and impractical.

[MaineYachtClub]

1 hour ago, taglovestocruise said:

From THESAURUS.

 On this page you'll find 133 synonyms, antonyms, and words related to useless, such as: counterproductive, fruitless, futile, hopeless, idle, and impractical.

Obviously, you do not have "the world's worst thesaurus".

[lovelife]

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[PhoenixCruiser]

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[ilikeanswers]

On 3/14/2023 at 4:44 AM, mugtech said:

And why during leap year do we add a winter day,(February) when we could just as easily add a day to June or July?

 

You're in the wrong hemisphere😂. 

[sandebeach]

A casino joke for slot players!