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21 hours ago, PompeySailor said:

 

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YEARS ago, a cousin of mine was known to grow some plants in the back yard.

 

They had a black Lab, that learned to eat the buds.

 

A VERY happy dog. 😄

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54 minutes ago, jagsfan said:

This is only one spelling. I belong to a Facebook group that is all about spelling. The posters and commenters are supposedly good cooks, but obviously not good spellers (or readers). 

In the last week I saw wustsistersher and wishtisher and whorstcher.  

 

Laura just calls it woo sauce

 

I guess after Wooster, Mass

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4 hours ago, John&LaLa said:

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 

1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 

2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price." 

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room." 

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow." 

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." 

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers." 

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun." 

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair." 

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller." 

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service." 

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners." 

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning." 

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." 

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes." 

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." 

BE AWARE ...THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE

 

I can believe many of these.   

 

I was in Fuengrilo on the Costa del Sol, southern Spain.  This is an area that has predominately Brit tourists.

 

First thing we noticed was that most restaurants were closed by 8PM.  In most most of Spain, they open around 8.

 

The other strange thing was, every other restaurant was a British pub, serving British pub food, and British beer, and showing British Premier League Football on the telly.

 

VERY STRANGE.

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2 minutes ago, SRF said:

 

I can believe many of these.   

 

I was in Fuengrilo on the Costa del Sol, southern Spain.  This is an area that has predominately Brit tourists.

 

First thing we noticed was that most restaurants were closed by 8PM.  In most most of Spain, they open around 8.

 

The other strange thing was, every other restaurant was a British pub, serving British pub food, and British beer, and showing British Premier League Football on the telly.

 

VERY STRANGE.

Same here in Florida for us Brits (Little Britain) 🇬🇧🇺🇸👍🏻

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30 minutes ago, puppycanducruise said:

Just heard that Carl Reiner passed away.  He was 98.

That's not funny, but he was a very funny fellow.  (in the best sense of the word)

RIP

Bless his heart. He gave us so much joy over his long life. 

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