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24 minutes ago, Merion_Mom said:

 

Could the person be using a voice-distorter?  Perhaps s/he does not have explicit permission to post these videos?  Or just does not want to be known?

 

Ya think🤣🤣

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Wow.  55 years on this planet, all of them with the same childish sense of humour...

 

On 4/10/2020 at 3:52 PM, A&L_Ont said:

 

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... and I never spotted that for myself!

 

And now I will never unsee it.

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On 4/11/2020 at 2:42 AM, SeaHunt said:

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Many moons ago, my girlfriend and I stayed in a caravan in Wales for 2 weeks.  It rained non-stop, so we just stayed in playing cards and drinking her uncle's home-made wine.  We went home to my bedsit, got 'flu and spent another two weeks feeling foul and miserable, not going out, ordering take-aways when we needed to eat.

 

Somewhere around week 4 my girlfriend mumbled something and I thought it was an offer for a cup of tea.  I said "Yeah, all right".

 

Apparently - she has always claimed - she actually said "We've been cooped up together for four weeks and not killed one another.  We may as well get married."

 

We would have celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with a cruise in May, but we've decided we'll do it next year instead.  🙂

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."

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