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I wasn't going to do this, but, the "monk story" prompted me, so here goes:

 

A teenage boy gets a date for the prom and has to get a tux. When he’s at the tuxedo store there’s a long line. Finally, he gets his tux. Then he wants to get flowers but when he gets to the flower store there’s a long line. Finally, he gets his flowers. Then he wants to order a limo but when he gets to the limo store there’s a long line. Finally, he gets his limo. On prom night he and his date are dancing and when the music stopped she asked if he could get her some punch so he went to the punch table there was no punch line.

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Drats...both my credit cards have been carrying credit balances for the last two months...sigh.  Had to cancel another 3 cruises this morning.  Was supposed to be spending my retirement investments....not going so well.   😕  My cruising now:  

 

Cruise Ships Cartoons and Comics - funny pictures from CartoonStock

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2 hours ago, Merion_Mom said:

 

I'm not sure that you understand that all memes are not created equal.

 

Sure I do, l I just love them all. They've like children. 

 

Just be thankful I have some self control😉

 

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Just got unfriended and blocked on Facebook by a French guy. We were talking about sports history and he asked me who won the first Tour de France. 
Apparently the 5th Panzer Division was the wrong answer! 😂

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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."

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