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MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
 
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
 
Nurse Tracey asked him if there was anything wrong.
 
 'Yes, Nurse Tracey,' said Mr.. Wallace,
 
 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
 
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
 
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
with his Private Part hanging out of his pyjamas.
 
He met Nurse Tracey. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
 Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas.'
 
 'But, Nurse Tracey I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'
 
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracey, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?'
 
 (You've gotta love this...)
'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
 

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