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During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the toilet?”
Michael said, “Just a minute, I have to go for a pee.”
The teacher responded, “That would be rude and impolite. What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?”
Sherman replied, “I am sorry but I really need to go to the toilet. I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, Sherman, but it’s still not very nice to say the word ‘toilet’ at the dinner table. Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”
Johnny said, “I would say, ‘Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine to whom I hope to introduce you after dinner.’ “

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Wondering if Hurricane Humor might warrant it's own thread.....

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Posted (edited)

In Ohio we have had numerous excessive non compliant events happening that could impact the increasing rise of COVID.  The governor is trying to control the surge.  Hence the meme. Last call 10 pm.  All alcohol must be consumed in bars and restaurants by 11 pm. 

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Edited by Lionesss

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45 minutes ago, TMLAalum said:

Wondering if Hurricane Humor might warrant it's own thread.....

Agreed.  Especially since so many of the hurricane ones are old news.

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17 hours ago, Alter Ego said:

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Edited by Itchy&Scratchy

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1 hour ago, zonacruiser25 said:

Brought to you by the one that gripes no more political posts!

Darth Vadar and Val Kilmer, all about interpretation 😉

Dark side, Fat Side 

Edited by PompeySailor

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Four old guys are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign
that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.”

They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room,
“Come on in?? and let me pour one for you! What’ll it be, gentlemen?”

There’s a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred
and says, “That’s 10 cents each, please.”

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
They can’t believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their
martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, “That’s 40 cents, please.”

They pay 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They’ve
each had two martinis and haven’t even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, “How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?”

“I’m a retired tailor from Phoenix,” the bartender says, “and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million
and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime.

Wine, Liquor, beer it’s all the same.”

“Wow! That’s some story!” one of the men says. As the four of them sip
their martinis, they can’t help noticing seven other people at the end of
the bar who don’t have any drinks in front of them and haven’t ordered
anything the whole time they’ve been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men ask the Bartender, “What’s with them?”

The bartender says, “They’re retired people from Florida. They’re waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price.

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1 hour ago, centurycruiser said:

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My nephew owns a brewery in CO - this sounds like something he would say...
Just sent it to him - Thanks 🙂

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3 hours ago, time4u2go said:

Agreed.  Especially since so many of the hurricane ones are old news.

 

Well aren't you a ray of sunshine🤣

 

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Let's defer to @Ourusualbeach

Edited by John&LaLa

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4 hours ago, TMLAalum said:

Wondering if Hurricane Humor might warrant it's own thread.....

 

Great, go ahead and create one. 👍

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