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On 8/1/2020 at 8:19 AM, Alter Ego said:

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Try to say it fast.  Three times.

 

 

 

Reminds me of a burger place we had called Fuddruckers, well, my dad came up with the other name and we laughed and laughed.

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10 minutes ago, tonit964 said:

Reminds me of a burger place we had called Fuddruckers, well, my dad came up with the other name and we laughed and laughed.

 

I miss Fuddruckers 😢 

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One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Goodbye, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye, Grandma." The father was worried but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Goodbye, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

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The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' 

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.' 

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. 

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a ton of firewood'

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