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2 hours ago, sandebeach said:

 

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This took me a while to get. But it so reminded me of taking tests with my notes in shorthand on my desk.

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Did you hear about the Gym that had to close?

 

It just did not work out 🙂

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On 8/1/2020 at 7:37 AM, PompeySailor said:

 

 

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Philipe Andolini is an IDIOT!! 😉

That would equal $4.33 for everyone.

 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, DHADEN said:

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Thanks  --  Love It!!!

Edited by Von & John

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19 minutes ago, DHADEN said:

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Philipe Andolini is an IDIOT!! 😉

That would equal $4.33 for everyone.

 

 

 

 

Just enough for a cup of coffee to go...

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16 minutes ago, Von & John said:

 

Just enough for a cup of coffee to go...

 

I just noticed where you live.  We spent some time there on a DIY tour after a cruise several years ago.  Stayed in one of the Talkeetna Cabins.  The town is so darn charming.  Is this little coffee shop still there?

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The Drill Sergeant meets with his new set of recruits.  He asks for anyone with a college degree to step forward.  He then asks for anyone with just a little bit of college to step forward.  He then asks for anyone with a high school degree to step forward.  That left just three remaining recruits.  He then tells everyone except the three remaining to police the area and pick up all the cigarette butts, and you three watch them to see if you can learn anything.  🍷

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2 hours ago, DHADEN said:

D7598E9F-0DBA-4383-8962-8C291904CF52.jpeg

Philipe Andolini is an IDIOT!! 😉

That would equal $4.33 for everyone.

too much Jim Beam

2 hours ago, DHADEN said:

 

 

 

 

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51 minutes ago, Agavegirl1 said:

Font Matters!

I'm trying to laugh silently because my grandchild is beside me, and I don't want her asking what I'm laughing at. Funny stuff!

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Posted (edited)

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Wow Ron, how long you been here? How did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. After dinner at home yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing sexy brand new lingerie. She said she had been reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and she had a devilish look in her eyes!!!
She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, 'Do whatever you want.'
So . . . . here I am!"

Edited by CSHS1979

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17 minutes ago, Etta1213 said:

I'm trying to laugh silently because my grandchild is beside me, and I don't want her asking what I'm laughing at. Funny stuff!

Thanks!  Just trying to pay you all back for all the funny I have received.

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