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5 hours ago, DHADEN said:

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Philipe Andolini is an IDIOT!! 😉

That would equal $4.33 for everyone.

 

 

 

He used "new math!"

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8 hours ago, lovelife said:

 

I just noticed where you live.  We spent some time there on a DIY tour after a cruise several years ago.  Stayed in one of the Talkeetna Cabins.  The town is so darn charming.  Is this little coffee shop still there?

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Yes Conscious Coffee is still here & open for business.  Great little place.     

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12 hours ago, zonacruiser25 said:

 

 

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Obviously this teacher was not an English major.....

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Subject: Men v Women
A bookseller conducting some market research asked a female customer, “Which book has most helped you in life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s chequebook!”


A prospective husband asked the assistant in a bookstore “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’ ” Salesgirl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”


Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey or luv.  What’s the secret?" Old man: “I often forget her name and I’m scared to ask.”


Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription, simply showing your marriage certificate and a photo of your wife is not enough!”


There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The others get married and wonder what happened!


Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.


A professor asked her class, “Why do women live a better, longer and more peaceful life, compared with men?” A very intelligent female student replied, “Because women don’t have a wife!” [Note: this is now factually and politically incorrect!]


Cool message from a wife: "Dear Mother-in-Law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am currently living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!”


When a married man says, “I’ll think about it” - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.


A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!"
 

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1 hour ago, 2chiefs said:

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Many years ago I was at a store and tried to pay by credit card. The cashier said "We don't take major credit cards."  I replied "OK, then do you take minor ones?"  I got a blank look and I paid with cash.

 

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Never Piss Off A Nurse

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the
hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed
them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital
staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She
came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally
settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this
reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another
round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his
behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
announce,"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT
until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed
under his breath as he heard people walking past his door,
laughing.....

After about 20 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you
ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."

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