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People said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins, But take a look at me now.


I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.


I told my doctor I felt a compulsion to continuously sing “Green Green Grass of Home” and he told me I had “Tom Jones Syndrome.” I asked if it was common and he said “It’s not unusual.”


I have an Elton John pun. It's a little bit funny.


Everyone at the John Lennon International Airport has been quarantined.
Imagine...ALL the people

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10 hours ago, CSHS1979 said:

*A Golfing Story...*

Alan who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Chris.
So they loaded up Alan's minivan and headed north. 
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' Alan said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, Alan got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Chris and asked, "Chris, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago ?"
'Yes, I do,' said Chris.
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit ?'
'Well, um, yes!,' Chris said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name ?'
Chris's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask ?'
'She just died and left me everything‼️💰🤭😳🤑😱

*And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you*⁉️😂🤣😁
I know you smiled 😊

Now spread that smile😂


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