To add some humour...

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[jagsfan]

 

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[cruise wizard]

Just now, 2chiefs said:

Sarge

 

Excellent decision Sarge.

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[cruise wizard]

1 minute ago, 2chiefs said:

 

Tweedle Dee Dee and Twedle Dum on their way to a Pink Floyd concert in Wonderland.

[sandebeach]

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2 minutes ago, sandebeach said:

Absolutely not!!!

It's actually highly recommended by wine snobs and most other people.

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Ripe for a good caption

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Caption?

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What?

[cruise wizard]

9 minutes ago, 2chiefs said:

 

I can't believe that you also found us underwear to match our outfits.  Better hold on tight to that bag tight - don't lose it.

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[cruise wizard]

8 minutes ago, 2chiefs said:

 

Another out take from This Old House - the things you don't see on PBS.

[centurycruiser]

11 hours ago, Merion_Mom said:

 

 

[centurycruiser]

[Host Jazzbeau]

The Grammar Bar

 

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

 

[PS – I had to look up 'chiasmus,' and I still don't get the last one!]