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36 minutes ago, Host Jazzbeau said:



• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.


[PS – I had to look up 'chiasmus,' and I still don't get the last one!]

Hyphenated word is not hyphenated. 
non-hyphenated word is hyphenated

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27 minutes ago, reallyitsmema said:



Great set up for Halloween - we will have something similar but will have this posted:


To receive your treat, and you are living within our neighborhood (1 mile radius) - you must comply with the following:


1) Documentation of a negative Covid test 24 hours before trick or treating

2) Signed waiver of any legal actions if contracting Covid from any treats received from said residence

3) Wearing of vinyl gloves when depressing the doorbell

4) Agreement to random temperature test

5) Removal of mask for facial recognition at the Ring doorbell sensor

6) One trick or treater per visit or if family related, you must be 6' apart

7) Treats will be candy that may contain milk and/or nuts / gluetin-free not available

😎 Approach the residence at your own peril - not responsible for any injuries on the property

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3 minutes ago, jagsfan said:

A lot of our trees do change color in Jacksonville...generally about two weeks in December. And you have to know where to look!


Our palm fronds are turning color.............nice browns.............I've learned that they don't flutter down but land with a thud..............and leaf blowers don't work well with them.

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