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centurycruiser Posted September 13, 2020 #8281 Share Posted September 13, 2020 10 hours ago, Host Jazzbeau said: The Grammar Bar • An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. • A bar was walked into by the passive voice. • An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening. • Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.” • A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite. • Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything. • A question mark walks into a bar? • A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. • Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type." • A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud. • A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. • Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart. • A synonym strolls into a tavern. • At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack. • A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment. • Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor. • A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered. • An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel. • The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known. • A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph. • The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. • A dyslexic walks into a bra. • A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines. • A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert. • A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget. • A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony. [PS – I had to look up 'chiasmus,' and I still don't get the last one!] I love bar jokes. I only know two of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snaefell Posted September 13, 2020 #8282 Share Posted September 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Lady Chew said: Not entirely accurate ... I was a teenager in the 70s ... we had cartoons in color when I was a little girl, and had been to many amusements parks in several states ... Same memories of cartoons in colour but also my Brother bought the first new car into the family in 1966,retracting seat belts were a new thing so wearing them & slamming on the brakes to see how well they worked seemed a fun thing to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesEM Posted September 13, 2020 #8283 Share Posted September 13, 2020 17 hours ago, 2chiefs said: Caption Up Up and away, cough, cough, thud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise wizard Posted September 13, 2020 #8284 Share Posted September 13, 2020 11 hours ago, jagsfan said: I thought it was iguanas falling out of trees in December that landed with a thud. Iguanas and coconuts too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaPalms Posted September 13, 2020 #8285 Share Posted September 13, 2020 17 hours ago, 2chiefs said: Ripe for a good caption “If only I was a dog, this could actually be enjoyable.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2chiefs Posted September 13, 2020 #8293 Share Posted September 13, 2020 I owned a 1967 Austin Mini Cooper when I lived in Greece in 1972. Note the tires are 10". Not the large ones they have today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2chiefs Posted September 13, 2020 #8297 Share Posted September 13, 2020 OMG .. I recognize most of the album covers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise wizard Posted September 13, 2020 #8298 Share Posted September 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, 2chiefs said: I owned a 1967 Austin Mini Cooper when I lived in Greece in 1972. Note the tires are 10". Not the large ones they have today. Oh..........the car has tires............thanks for pointing that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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