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4 hours ago, John&LaLa said:

 

 

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The anesthesiologist came to introduce himself before my surgery. Hi, I’m Dr Nutt, and you’re my last patient. I’m going back to school and getting my degree. Then he walked out. 

He was telling the truth, except that he didn’t mention he was getting his second degree in a different field. 

I’m surprised more patients don’t change their minds about surgery!

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An elderly man goes to the doctor and brings his wife because he is hard of hearing, after the exam the doctor has a sit down with his wife.  After the doctor leaves the examining room the man asked his wife what was going on, she said, the doctor said you need a blood test, an urine test, and a stool sample, so you need to leave your underwear .       

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