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7 hours ago, reallyitsmema said:

 

Grape jelly is a US thing.  It was a cheap ingredient in sandwiches I always threw away as a kid.

During WWII, grape jelly was what was available. We got sick of it, so my mother learned to make strawberry jam. 
sugar was rationed, so we had to do without to have enough for the jam. 
I haven’t eaten either one since I was a kid. 
I love orange marmalade made with Seville oranges. And most jams, like apricot, blackberry and raspberry. 
Don’t like jelly, though. Too hard to spread and it jumps right out of a sandwich. 
 

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Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. 

 

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

 

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again?  Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

 

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.“

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

 

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

 

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

 

At age 82 they meet and play again.  "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

“Okay, let’s give it a try.

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A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.

The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.

“This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H. It’s a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!”

“Oh my gosh,” cried the man, “What are you going to do, doctor?”

“Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.”

“Will that cure me??” asked the man.

“Well… no.” The doctor replied. “But it’s the only food we can get under the door.”

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