To add some humour...

[centurycruiser]

Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
 
Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
 
Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
 
Only in America… do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
 
Only in America… do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
 
Only in America… do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
 
Only in America… do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won’t miss a call from someone they didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
 
Only in America… do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
 
Only in America… do they use the word “politics” to describe the process so well; “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.
 
Only in America… do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. 

[Safety Squirrel]

Century Cruises --

Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

It could be a parent/grandparent who is watching someone skate

 

Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

So true

 

 

Only in America… do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. 

Could be a person with vision problems, who chooses to walk and use the ATM machine instead of going to as bank. 

[PompeySailor]

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[Dennis#1]

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[FloridaPalms]

Are you a Thalassophile? I didn’t know there was a name for people like us until today...

In calm or fury, especially at sunrise/sunset or on a starlight night, it calls to me...

 

Now back to our regularly scheduled broadcast ...

 

[MrsTravelBug]

[reallyitsmema]

[Dennis#1]

[centurycruiser]

[centurycruiser]

[Royal_Cruise_Bear]

2016 this was funny 😅, now it's craving 😯. Hopefully not nostalgia 😱. 

[BND]

[cublet]

43 minutes ago, BND said:

Hello,

 

∫ ¹/_{Cabin dcabin} = logCabin+ c

LogCabin + c = Houseboat

 

Regards,

 

Cublet

 

Edited October 18, 2020 by cublet
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