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This might be a repeat, but it is funny as heck.  

 

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

 I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
 him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
 colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept
 staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
 staring every time.

 When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
 "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
 in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I
 would not choke on his response; knowing he would have
 a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye
 in his response.

 "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
 wondering if you were my son."  🍷

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11 hours ago, Host Jazzbeau said:

Like the man in the Mexican beer commercials might say, 'I don't often post on this thread, but when I do they are all the funniest posts of the week.'  Here beginneth the string:

 

 

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Need to add - and most do not fit properly.

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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44 minutes ago, MrsTravelBug said:

 

Caption?

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Two captions:

 

#1................Would my sister rig the spin the bottle game??? YEP!!!!!

 

#2..............Mom said to go out and get a job and bring home the bacon.............it's a twofer'!!!!!!

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