sandebeach Posted October 29, 2020 #11451 Share Posted October 29, 2020 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisegirl1 Posted October 29, 2020 #11452 Share Posted October 29, 2020 (edited) My friend Patrick posted this on another site Edited October 29, 2020 by cruisegirl1 7 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ourusualbeach Posted October 29, 2020 Author #11453 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Heard on the radio this morning that a new scientific study has confirmed that marriage is basically just asking each other what’s for dinner. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTravelBug Posted October 29, 2020 #11454 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Today, October 29, 2020 is National Cat Day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted October 29, 2020 #11455 Share Posted October 29, 2020 A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions "You may recall that we built the Pantheon, along with the Temple of Apollo". "Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices". "But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics". "Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces". Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!" "True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved". 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandebeach Posted October 29, 2020 #11456 Share Posted October 29, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeDunk Posted October 29, 2020 #11457 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Our new Door Mat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jagsfan Posted October 29, 2020 #11459 Share Posted October 29, 2020 5 hours ago, sandebeach said: The aggravating thing is there was never an explanation about the emu...where did it come from, how did it escape, how did they catch it. just emu on the loose, emu captured. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watertraveler Posted October 29, 2020 #11460 Share Posted October 29, 2020 One of these days, when things return to normal, we won't be sitting here reading these. We'll be out cruising! "I've lost my mind and I've gone to find it. If it returns before I do, have it wait for me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare livingonthebeach Posted October 29, 2020 #11461 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaFej Posted October 29, 2020 #11462 Share Posted October 29, 2020 1 hour ago, reallyitsmema said: 1 hour ago, jagsfan said: The aggravating thing is there was never an explanation about the emu...where did it come from, how did it escape, how did they catch it. just emu on the loose, emu captured. Have you considered that it might have been the demon summoned in the post above yours? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reallyitsmema Posted October 29, 2020 #11463 Share Posted October 29, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagsfan Posted October 29, 2020 #11464 Share Posted October 29, 2020 34 minutes ago, MamaFej said: Have you considered that it might have been the demon summoned in the post above yours? That definitely explains it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaFej Posted October 29, 2020 #11465 Share Posted October 29, 2020 1 hour ago, jagsfan said: That definitely explains it! I live to serve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centurycruiser Posted October 29, 2020 #11466 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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centurycruiser Posted October 30, 2020 #11473 Share Posted October 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Dennis#1 said: Midnight buffet??? What's that??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakeil7 Posted October 30, 2020 #11474 Share Posted October 30, 2020 11 hours ago, reallyitsmema said: Where is the facepalm reaction for this post? 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandebeach Posted October 30, 2020 #11475 Share Posted October 30, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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