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One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, Bill bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. “You look great Bill, how do you stay looking so young? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40!” Rob exclaimed. “I feel like I’m 40 too!” replied Bill. “That’s incredible” exclaimed Rob, “Does it run in the family? How old was your dad when he passed?” “Did I say he was dead?” asked Bill. “He’s 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team!” responded Bill. “Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?” “Did I say he died” asked Bill. Rob was amazed. “He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He’s actually getting married this week!” “Getting married?!” Rob asked. If he’s 105, why on earth does he want to get married?! Bill looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?”

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 A fellow is driving his car down a rural highway and happens to notice a 3 legged chicken running alongside. He is surprised that the chicken can keep up at 30 miles an hour so he speeds up to try to outrun the chicken. But, the chicken speeds up too. The guy gets all the way up 60 miles an hour and the chicken keeps up. As they approach a lane leading to a farm house, the chicken puts on a burst of speed and runs in front of the car up the lane to the farm house. The guy drives up the lane and is approached by a farmer. He says “did you see a 3 legged chicken come this way?” The farmer says “Yes, I breed them. That was one of mine.” The guy says “Why would you breed a 3 legged chicken?” The farmer says “Suppose you have a guest for dinner and you and your wife both like the drumstick. Maybe your guest would like a drumstick, too.” The guy says “That sounds reasonable. How do they taste?” The farmer says “I don’t know. I’ve never been able to catch one.”

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