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3 hours ago, PompeySailor said:

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December, 1979: My big brother was a senior in high school. He and two friends bent wire coat hangers to form circles around their necks, then up and over to hang mistletoe above their heads. The assistant principal made them take off the hangers and throw them away, saying, "I'm not going to call your parents, this time." Fine young men that they were, they complied. After the AP walked away, they attached the mistletoe to their belt buckles. 

 

Spoiler alert: the AP soon after called the parents. 

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20 hours ago, Ourusualbeach said:
A couple are at the airport in Phoenix, awaiting their flight. They are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, and all ready to head home to the Canadian winter.
An older American couple standing nearby, are intrigued by their manner of dress. The wife says to her husband, "Look at that couple. I wonder where they're from?"
He replies, "How would I know?"
She counters, "You could go and ask them."
He says, "I don't really care. You want to know, you go ask them."
She decides to do just that, walks over to the couple and asks, "Excuse me. I’ve been noticing the way you're dressed and I wonder where you're from?"
The Canadian farmer replies, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".
The woman returns to her husband who asks, "So, where are they from?"
She replies, "I don't know. They don't speak English."

It really did make me crack up. 
A lovely break from all the last minute stuff!

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