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CSHS1979 Posted January 23, 2021 #14378 Share Posted January 23, 2021 The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide. The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do. But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since. 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSHS1979 Posted January 23, 2021 #14379 Share Posted January 23, 2021 A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room." After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me *****." TRUE STORY 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DaniDanielle Posted January 24, 2021 #14386 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Sent the Dallas cheerleader one to my son, a big Dallas fan. He is now mad at me😳 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted January 24, 2021 #14387 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, DaniDanielle said: Sent the Dallas cheerleader one to my son, a big Dallas fan. He is now mad at me😳 This is the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voyager70 Posted January 24, 2021 #14388 Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 hours ago, John&LaLa said: For real!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voyager70 Posted January 24, 2021 #14389 Share Posted January 24, 2021 38 minutes ago, John&LaLa said: Is both wrong? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted January 24, 2021 #14390 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, voyager70 said: Is both wrong? No idea, pretty sure it's a bale, though 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voyager70 Posted January 24, 2021 #14391 Share Posted January 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, John&LaLa said: No idea, pretty sure it's a bale, though Cool, I'll try again tomorrow when I'm a little more clear headed 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaniDanielle Posted January 24, 2021 #14392 Share Posted January 24, 2021 I saw a bale but what does it mean????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey & Sophie Posted January 24, 2021 #14393 Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 hours ago, John&LaLa said: I can see both, just not at the same time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reallyitsmema Posted January 24, 2021 #14394 Share Posted January 24, 2021 It's a hay bale and its shadow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BND Posted January 24, 2021 #14395 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 hour ago, DaniDanielle said: I saw a bale but what does it mean????? Absolutely nothing lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted January 24, 2021 #14396 Share Posted January 24, 2021 For the People 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted January 24, 2021 #14397 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Go Bucs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2chiefs Posted January 24, 2021 #14399 Share Posted January 24, 2021 13 hours ago, John&LaLa said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2chiefs Posted January 24, 2021 #14400 Share Posted January 24, 2021 37 minutes ago, John&LaLa said: Go Bucs Go Packers!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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