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An old man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.          
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.          
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"          
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife." 

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During a lecture, a linguistics professor said to his students, "In English, a double negative forms a positive.  For example, 'He doesn't have no apples' actually means he does have apples.  In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is actually still a positive.  However, there is no language in which a double positive can form a negative."

Yeah, right.

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Some friars were in need of money, so they decided to open a small florist shop.  Because everyone liked to buy their flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.  He asked the good brothers to close down, but they would not.  He begged them, but still they refused.

Finally, he hired Hugh McTaggert, the meanest, nastiest thug in town to 'persuade' the friars to quit.  Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.  Terrified, they did so - thereby proving  (ready?).........................................................that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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On 1/23/2021 at 6:43 PM, John&LaLa said:


It’s a bale of hay.


3 hours ago, 2chiefs said:

Wow, after screening out all the stupid BS (Bernie Sanders) memes, there hasn't been too much humor lately....


Keep them coming. They are funnier than some of the other so called jokes.


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