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Catching up on my stupidest sayings calendar:


"Notice to Riders:  Failure to be at the Bus Stop at the scheduled time will result in missing the bus." – BC Transit sign, British Columbia, Canada


"Therapy can be a good thing.  It can be therapeutic."  – Alex Rodriguez


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22 hours ago, Seville2Cabo said:

A young woman was asked, “How did you meet your husband?”

She replied, "I'm a pharmacist; he came in to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL. 
Only after we were married did I realize that he stutters."


Many years ago you had to ask for condoms from the pharmacist, you couldn't pick them off the shelf. I suggested that a good marketing ploy for condoms would be to advertise that they come in sizes S, M, L and XL. The manufacturer would only need to make the XL size as all men would say "I need size XL!"



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