To add some humour...

[2chiefs]

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[2chiefs]

During a lecture, a linguistics professor said to his students, "In English, a double negative forms a positive.  For example, 'He doesn't have no apples' actually means he does have apples.  In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is actually still a positive.  However, there is no language in which a double positive can form a negative."

Yeah, right.

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Some friars were in need of money, so they decided to open a small florist shop.  Because everyone liked to buy their flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.  He asked the good brothers to close down, but they would not.  He begged them, but still they refused.

Finally, he hired Hugh McTaggert, the meanest, nastiest thug in town to 'persuade' the friars to quit.  Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.  Terrified, they did so - thereby proving  (ready?).........................................................that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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[ReneeFLL]

On 1/22/2021 at 1:14 AM, Bailey & Sophie said:

 

Sorry. I gave up.

Same here.

[ReneeFLL]

On 1/23/2021 at 6:43 PM, John&LaLa said:

It’s a bale of hay.

 

3 hours ago, 2chiefs said:

Wow, after screening out all the stupid BS (Bernie Sanders) memes, there hasn't been too much humor lately....

😀😃😁😅🤣

Keep them coming. They are funnier than some of the other so called jokes.

 

[Ourusualbeach]

9 hours ago, John&LaLa said:

At this point 15K is a given.

 

Can we hit 20K before cruising resumes🤔

Would have been well over the 15k if so many hadn’t been deleted. 

Edited January 27 by Ourusualbeach

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[MrsTravelBug]

 

 

 

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[TravelerThom]

6 hours ago, MrsTravelBug said:

Great! You have dug out your car which is still surrounded by 5 feet of snow in every direction. How are you going anywhere?

[TravelerThom]

8 hours ago, Ourusualbeach said:

Would have been well over the 15k if so many hadn’t been deleted. 

And would be under 5k if the duplicates were removed. Not talking about posts that are similar to others, but precisely the same post. Some that were funny the first 3 or 4 times, start to get a little old, but they are an escape from contemplating Covid or politics. 

[sandebeach]

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[Ourusualbeach]

35 minutes ago, TravelerThom said:

And would be under 5k if the duplicates were removed. Not talking about posts that are similar to others, but precisely the same post. Some that were funny the first 3 or 4 times, start to get a little old, but they are an escape from contemplating Covid or politics. 

It might be lower but it’s a far cry from one in 3 being a duplicate

Edited January 27 by Ourusualbeach

[John&LaLa]

12 hours ago, 2chiefs said:

Wow, after screening out all the stupid BS (Bernie Sanders) memes, there hasn't been too much humor lately....

😀😃😁😅🤣

 

SERIOUSLY🤔

[John&LaLa]

31 minutes ago, TravelerThom said:

And would be under 5k if the duplicates were removed. Not talking about posts that are similar to others, but precisely the same post. Some that were funny the first 3 or 4 times, start to get a little old, but they are an escape from contemplating Covid or politics. 

Your counting is pitiful.

 

I've personally done over 3000. 

 

Granted, for a while I was doubling up on the same post

Edited January 27 by John&LaLa

[John&LaLa]

8 hours ago, Ourusualbeach said:

Would have been well over the 15k if so many hadn’t been deleted. 

 

I eventually figured out the limits😉

 

Or maybe the folks objecting finally left