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MrsTravelBug Posted March 7, 2021 #16329 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Inverse Murphy's Law(s) Part 1 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, night. 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged. 12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "June Flower." 13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. 14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 15. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 16. Keep honking, I'm reloading. 17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial Costs and blame it on the higher cost of living. 20. Just remember ........ if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTravelBug Posted March 7, 2021 #16330 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Inverse Murphy's Law(s) Part 2 21. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? 24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population. 25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 26. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first 27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer 28. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 29. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture. 30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 31. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 33. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 34. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 35. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. 36. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Von & John Posted March 8, 2021 #16342 Share Posted March 8, 2021 5 hours ago, sandebeach said: Hahaha -- Anchorage AK has a septic pumping company who's jingle is: "We're #1, because we really know our #2." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandebeach Posted March 8, 2021 #16343 Share Posted March 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Von & John said: Hahaha -- Anchorage AK has a septic pumping company who's jingle is: "We're #1, because we really know our #2." That is so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shipgeeks Posted March 8, 2021 #16346 Share Posted March 8, 2021 The sign in front of our local fire station today: In case of fire, exit house before posting on facebook. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von & John Posted March 8, 2021 #16347 Share Posted March 8, 2021 2 hours ago, sandebeach said: That is so funny! The first 100 times you hear it... I mainly hear it, while driving between Anchorage & Talkeetna 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fredflint Posted March 9, 2021 #16350 Share Posted March 9, 2021 When you live alone, the only thing that wakes you up faster than a cold toilet seat Is a warm toilet seat 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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