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1 hour ago, Mapleleafforever said:

Can't believe I had to go to page 2 to find this thread this morning, time for a gentle nudge. 


John&LaLa have left us to entertain ourselves.  I'm going to miss that Florida humor. 

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Wife to husband - The bathroom door is sticking, can you fix it?

Husband - I'm not a builder.

Wife - The kitchen sink is dripping, can you fix it?

Husband - I'm not a plumber.

Wife - The check engine light keeps coming on, can you fix it?

Husband - I'm not a mechanic.


The next day the husband comes home from work and asks his wife how her day went.

Wife - The guy up the street came over and fixed all those issues.

Husband - Great!  How much did he charge you?

Wife - He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him.

Husband - What kind of cake did you bake?

Wife - I'm not a baker.

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