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7 minutes ago, reallyitsmema said:

May be an image of text that says 'Missippi's literacy program shows improvement The Assoclated Press and his late wife Sally, put up $100 million of their OWT money impnwe prelitera'

 

Wow  --  how did the Editor miss that?

Growing up on the Mississippi...

This  was one of the first complex words we learned to spell  --  possibly in First Grade...
Had a little chant for it 🙂

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3 hours ago, asalligo said:

Never liked shaking hands. Men all know that those of us who wash our hands in the bathroom are in the minority. Keep your hands to yourself. 

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Was this in response to a humorous post?

Wrong thread??

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A married couple was in a terrible accident in which the man’s face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

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