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On 4/4/2021 at 3:49 AM, snaefell said:

Love it,still an amazing song after all these years IMO,wonder how many don't get it!😁

Yep.

I saw Buffalo Springfield at the Cellar in Arlington Heights, IL in 1967...

I didn't know at that time Stephen Stills and Neal Young would go on to be so successful...

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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the nickels but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before. That was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”

“No,” the woman replied. “Divorce attorney.”

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14 minutes ago, 2chiefs said:

Yep.

I saw Buffalo Springfield at the Cellar in Arlington Heights, IL in 1967...

I didn't know at that time Stephen Stills and Neal Young would go on to be so successful...

It was a brave new world!

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On 4/4/2021 at 3:49 AM, snaefell said:

Love it,still an amazing song after all these years IMO,wonder how many don't get it!😁

That would be me.

 

I'm hoping your brother is doing better now. 2019 must have been really difficult for him with all the restrictions keeping people apart when they need to be with others the most.. 

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31 minutes ago, reallyitsmema said:

 

Here is from Buffalo Springfield too.  Little different from the Muppets.

 

 

For those unfamiliar with the circumstances think Vietnam & shootings at Kent University which prompted Neil Young to write the song.

I find it quite amusing watching reactions on Youtube to the video where people are surprised that there were demonstrations all those years ago,just like now!😒

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1 hour ago, Sheal said:

That would be me.

 

I'm hoping your brother is doing better now. 2019 must have been really difficult for him with all the restrictions keeping people apart when they need to be with others the most.. 

Thanks for the message,he is hopefully clear now but all the covi d restrictions have meant that he sadly hasn't had the usual aftercare so his mobility is poor,hoping it will improve soon,take care.

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