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BEER!

(Zythum Fermentum) 16 OZ

Ask your Doctor

if it’s right for you.

Possible Side Effects may include:

·       Extreme confidence resulting in stupidity,

·       unexplained nakedness,

·       overwhelming love for your idiot pals,

·       spontaneous dance moves,

·       a desire to shout “whoo-hoo!...” a lot,

·       an unwise desire to kiss the bouncer’s girlfriend,

·       flatulence,

·       something you thought was flatulence but …, never mind,

·       wittiness (not!),

·       an inability to judge beauty, marriage, divorce, remarriage,

·       enhanced sexual drive,

·       diminished sexual performance,

·       difficulty in saying words like “proliferation”,

·       a desire to drink more beer even though you are finding it hard to get your current beer anywhere close to your mouth!

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On 4/7/2021 at 12:52 PM, travelnap said:

I agree with Keys Kathy as that is how I came up with the answer as well.  When there are no parenthesis then the formula is usually done in the order of the equation, and although century cruiser used an engineers background  I would disagree, since there are no parenthesis then there is no set order and probably two different answers that would be correct.   Both 10 and 28 could be the correct answer, only Ali Baba knows for sure.

Whether there are parentheses or not there is a correct order for each. Imagine designing a bridge and saying "well it could be 10 or 28, it doesn't matter."

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58 minutes ago, centurycruiser said:

Whether there are parentheses or not there is a correct order for each. Imagine designing a bridge and saying "well it could be 10 or 28, it doesn't matter."

I have been corrected and agree that my first though of 28 was a mistake.  Our friend google says that when there are no parenthesis the order of the equation is  done in the following order. Brackets, parenthesis, powers, division, multiplication, addition and then subtraction.  That would make the answer 10.  Go ahead and build the bridge.

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On 4/7/2021 at 11:13 AM, alibaba1 said:

May be a cartoon of food and text that says 'Only 1 out of 7 will get this right ! + =30 =14 =8 8 +)+)x x =?'

Easy peasy! 

1) Pour a glass of wine, vodka, gin, scotch or what ever you like

2) Eat the bananas

3) Have a sip or three from your glass

4) Eat the biscuits/cookies

5) Refill your glass and drink

6) Squint at the clocks

7) Have another drink.

😎Look at the clocks again and realize it is time for a drink

9) Repeat steps 5, 7 and 8

Cheers! Enjoy!

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42 minutes ago, Crown Vic said:

Easy peasy! 

1) Pour a glass of wine, vodka, gin, scotch or what ever you like

2) Eat the bananas

3) Have a sip or three from your glass

4) Eat the biscuits/cookies

5) Refill your glass and drink

6) Squint at the clocks

7) Have another drink.

😎Look at the clocks again and realize it is time for a drink

9) Repeat steps 5, 7 and 8

Cheers! Enjoy!

So that would be banana daiquiris and Ben and Jerries cookie dough ice cream at 2 in the afternoon - lockdown isn't all bad!

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3 hours ago, SteveH2508 said:

So that would be banana daiquiris and Ben and Jerries cookie dough ice cream at 2 in the afternoon - lockdown isn't all bad!

SteveH2508, add an Arsenal win to that and we’ll have something worthwhile.

Cheers...CV...

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7 hours ago, Crown Vic said:

Easy peasy! 

1) Pour a glass of wine, vodka, gin, scotch or what ever you like

2) Eat the bananas

3) Have a sip or three from your glass

4) Eat the biscuits/cookies

5) Refill your glass and drink

6) Squint at the clocks

7) Have another drink.

😎Look at the clocks again and realize it is time for a drink

9) Repeat steps 5, 7 and 8

Cheers! Enjoy!

So, at that point would the answer be zero????

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