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5 hours ago, Diver2014 said:

OMG, when I was in college, you get get a degree in 'Library Science'.  Do they even have librarians any more?  We had to learn how to find a book using the card catalog when I was in elementary school.  A what?  Yes I said a 'book'!  You know, with paper pages and cardboard covers?  LOL!

I hate not being able to look for a nonfiction book and know where to find it. Now I wander up and down till I see something in the category I need. Then I can find my book. 
Those card files were wonderful!

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7 minutes ago, Crown Vic said:

Remember this? My!! Somethings won’t be missed!!2682343B-04C8-457E-A6A8-E685EC71037F.thumb.png.b33c326dd001dff9fad7d3e2fde23db1.png 

 

A multi-purpose machine..............do the laundry and later make orange juice or grape juice (maybe fermenting later)...........and can be used as a torture device on brothers & sisters!!!!!

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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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