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What did Delaware? She wore a brand New Jersey.

Oh, what does Iowa? She weighs a Washington.
Oh, what does Idaho? She hoes her Maryland.
Oh, what does Tennessee? She sees what Arkansas.
Oh, where has Oregon? She's gone to Oklahoma.
Oh, what did Massa-chew? She chewed her Connecti-cud.
Oh, how did Flori-die? She died in Missouri.

Why did Cali-phone ya? She phoned to say "Hawaii".

Where has Oregon?  Alaska, where she's gone. She went to pay her Texas

What did Mississip?  She sipped a Minna-soda.

How did Wiscon-sin? She stole a New-brass-key. Too bad that Arkan-saw, and so did Tenna-see.
It made poor Flori-die. 
She died in Missouri.

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6 minutes ago, Diver2014 said:

 

I know we're supposed to be arguing about it but I tend to agree with you on that one.

 

The "egg" was most likely found on Easter Island..............but you don't have to agree to keep with the original theme............agree????

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2 hours ago, Diver2014 said:

 

I know we're supposed to be arguing about it but I tend to agree with you on that one.

I disagree with your agreement.

I think you'll agree that this is obviously a dwarf planet and not a rock. Agree?

 

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16 minutes ago, cruise wizard said:

Although I am sympathetic with other observations (including mine) - obviously it is from outer space. An alien paperweight that fell from a flying saucer over Area 51. Case Closed!!!!!

Not so fast.

What about the pet rock?

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3 hours ago, 2chiefs said:

I disagree with your agreement.

I think you'll agree that this is obviously a dwarf planet and not a rock. Agree?

 

 

2 hours ago, cruise wizard said:

Although I am sympathetic with other observations (including mine) - obviously it is from outer space. An alien paperweight that fell from a flying saucer over Area 51. Case Closed!!!!!

 

No,  I disagree.  I still like the previous observation that it is a prehistoric egg but it could still be just a stone.

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6 hours ago, cruise wizard said:

 

The "egg" was most likely found on Easter Island..............but you don't have to agree to keep with the original theme............agree????

 

No easter bunnies on Easter Island, so nope.

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3 hours ago, cruise wizard said:

Although I am sympathetic with other observations (including mine) - obviously it is from outer space. An alien paperweight that fell from a flying saucer over Area 51. Case Closed!!!!!

 

As OP, only my opinion matters. 😉

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