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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him ‘What happened to you?’

Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s arse. Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife,

‘Hey, this looks like yours!’

‘I don’t remember much after that…’

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