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A man said to his friend that he made a very bad faux pas the other day.

His friend asked, “what is a faux pas?”

“Well, he said, it is when you accidentally blurt out the truth.”

“For example the other day I went to the travel agent to get some train tickets. The woman behind the counter had very big boobs. I wanted to go to Pittsburg, but instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburg, I actually asked for two pickets to tittsburg”

“OH,” said his friend, “I get it. In fact, I did it myself. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say Would you please pass the marmalade. But instead, I said you bi#@h you’ve ruined my life”

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