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Bill, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Bill walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Bill and said,
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Bill replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."


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16 hours ago, 2chiefs said:


Besides, at my age, I can't memorize all the 18k plus posts over the past year 🙂 so even some of the repeats are "new". 

One of the side effects of getting old is no reruns on TV and you are always meeting new people.

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