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9 hours ago, sandebeach said:

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Hubby used to be on the board of a fire explorer association that held a huge annual academy. They'd teach the explorers different aspects of the fire service each year: wildland firefighting, vehicle firefighting, confined space rescue, etc. Every year, I would suggest that they teach high-rise firefighting, using a hotel with a spa. I volunteered to play the part of someone trapped in the spa, waiiting for rescue.

Strangely, my idea never became part of the curriculum. Such a shame, as that would have been a valuable skill for those young aspiring firefighters to learn. 

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45 minutes ago, carolyn22 said:

I actually had this at my work desk way back when!

 

Yeah, I know what you mean.  You can see the thumbtack holes in the original where I had it tacked on my cubicle walls.....back when I used to work. 

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 The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his
Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
 
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
 
Boat  Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. 
I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.  
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. 
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% 
of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, 
pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen
Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. 
He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
 
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
 
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?

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