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Fred came home very upset.

"Mum, am I adopted?"

"No of course not", replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?

Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.

Perturbed, his mother called her husband. "Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and... and... I don't know how to say this... he may not be our son."

"Well, obviously!" he replied.

"What do you mean?"

"It was your idea in the first place" her husband continued. "You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him."

"I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred."

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2 hours ago, 2chiefs said:

Waiting for the escalator to get fixed so they can go downstairs

 

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I just saw a similar photo of the exact same escalators from the bottom on a "click bait" thing. Apparently it was in London during the Blitz. The escalators were a shelter area to the Tube during the bombings and people would actually get tickets to spend the night on them. 

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