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14 minutes ago, 2chiefs said:

She might be ready for a cruise

 

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Great poster for St. Patrick's Day......................what happens when you eat corned beef and cabbage and drink a glass of green beer!!!!

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A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Vancouver, British
Columbia and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk
pulled up the file and read, “The job entails getting the ladies ready
for the gynecologist.

You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and
carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and
gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready
for the gynecologist’s examination.

The annual salary is $85,000, and you’ll have to go to Moose Jaw,
Saskatchewan.”

“Good grief, is that where the job is?”

“No sir, that’s where the end of the line is right now.”_

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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

 

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

 

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

 

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

 

Finally I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

 

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

 

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

 

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

 

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

 

I rest my case.

 

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

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13 hours ago, fredflint said:

On that same note in Germany Budweiser is imported beer 🙂

And to follow up on that further:  there is at least 1 German who drinks Budweiser. Not sure why, but if they are importing it, there must be 😜

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12 hours ago, PhoenixCruiser said:

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

 

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

 

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

 

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

 

Finally I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

 

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

 

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

 

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

 

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

 

I rest my case.

 

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

LOVE IT!

Thanks a lot!

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